Someone asked me why I pretend to be a mouse

A very strange question, I am not a "mouse", I am "A. Nonny Mouse", it is a big difference. Unfortunately for humour impaired we will need a more detail explanation,... Who else better to explain humour than the masters,...

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Nonny Mouse

I was kicked out of the Halls Today

My friend Neo-mouse told me to leave today. He seems to have me come confused with some human called Liberal-Supporter,... very strange,... What is a Liberal-Supporter anyways? I guess it must be so kind mechanical spinal support device or something like that.

Oh well, it's a big world out there, plenty of places for a mouse to nose around in. The world of the humans is very strange,... strange rules,... Maybe I'll move to Ottawa,... I hear there is a really big house in that city, I could be the first Mouse in Commons, even if I am only A Nonny Mouse in Commons.


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Nonny Mouse

Because a mouse needs to eat, even A Nonny Mouse

Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom,....

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Nonny Mouse

Someone called me a 'Liberal' yesterday,...

A very strange thing to call a mouse. Honestly a mouse is mouse, even when it is A Nonny Mouse. Humans a very strange creatures.

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Nonny Mouse

Today, someone was worried about me,...

It is rather touching that Neo-mouse is worried about me,... Worried about a mouse, worried about little A Nonny Mouse,... He is concerned that the only social interaction I get is at his place,.... Well Neo-mouse need not worry, it is a big world, bigger if you are a mouse like me,... lots of things to do,... and I also get a lot of social interaction with my life partner and soul mate. It's really a very busy life for a mouse, even A Nonny Mouse.

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Nonny Mouse

Someone called me Troll today,...

A troll? Obviously that person needs glasses,... there is a very big difference between a troll and mouse, even when the mouse is a Nonny Mouse.

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Nonny Mouse

Because being A Nonny-Mouse annoys

I am just a mouse, a little Nonny-Mouse

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Nonny Mouse